Carter Finally Gets It by Brent Crawford

3599928[1]Carter is a high school guy. Most of the time he thinks about one thing. Can you guess what that is?

[Sex, girls] Getting girls and looking cool. This is his life. He tries out for football, for example. After all, he can check out all of the cheerleaders during football practice. Kicker is probably the safest position. And it is, if you don’t count getting crushed by the other ginormous football players or murdered by the drill team for telling his fellow football players that he got to second base with one of their team members. (He didn’t—not even close).

Almost everything goes wrong  for Carter. Football, girls, parties or school. He can’t even get a cool nickname. He is stuck with Slappy.

Even when he gets Amber, the girl he likes, to go to the movies with him, this happens:

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And on top of all that, his ADD won’t let him focus on anything for more than a minute or so. Except of course when he is thinking about girls.


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